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We THE people

We THE people

I think that PEOPLE who have ideological views THAT are different from MINE are clearly EVIL and I also have no idea OF HOW TO USE capital letters for added EmphASIS. Also, you mentioned Hitler – you lose: Godwin’s Law! Godwin’s Law!!

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False Prophets

False Prophets

Two really great things about these two back-to-back posts: One, homeboy here obviously hates False Prophets, and is more than happy to claim to be a legit prophet (this is what rappers would be like if they had slightly more mental diseases); And two, all those blue marks are they same guy. Yup, he likes […]

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Survey Says…

Survey Says...

Found on a Christian group page. At least they’re honest about their hypocrisy.

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Jesus, Ink

Jesus, Ink

I am utterly speechless. This is one of favorite things I’ve ever seen – I am friending this kid tomorrow and hoping for more gems like this. No little boy, nothing about the way you look at the world will ever change from your sophisticated, Leviticus hating mind.

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Illegal to Worship

Illegal to Worship

First of all, “If you deny me then I will deny you” is pretty childish coming from a deity. I hope that if there is a God He’s a little more mature than that. Next, what evidence do you people see that you are going to have your religion taken away and made illegal? Is […]

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I am the Bone Followup

I am the Bone Followup

I cannot believe I found this – I was trying to find out WTF the previous thread was about and Google gave me this. Not that this is any less weird, but it seems this Bone business is going around. As far as I can work out they’re talking about Elisha (plain old boring schizophrenic) […]

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I am the Bone

I am the Bone

WTF does this mean? un-finish-able? And I’m sure you meant “Pirates of the Caribbean” – you illiterate fuck. And the only way your bone could finish your assignment was if you boned your bible study teacher.

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Don’t Mess with God

Don't Mess with God

So I understand that Bush made his decisions based on what God told him to do, but most people who hear voices in their heads aren’t stable enough to hold elected office (well maybe not.) Just because someone is doing something that you don’t like philosophically does not mean that they are doing it to […]

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Muslims Are Going to Hell

Muslims Are Going to Hell

Wow… that went South really quickly. Good to see that religion teaches kindness, love and respect for your fellow man… you terrorist cunt.

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Christian Business Whining

Christian Business Whining

First off, I don’t think all other faiths preach to shop only at similar believing establishments. In fact, only Christians and Muslims even suggest supporting like-belief shopping in my experience (Jews, Buddhists, Hindus, Secular Leftist Commies all don’t seem to give a shit.) Second America is not the GRAND Christian Nation… whatever that means. Third, […]

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