Loving to Angry in Under Three Hours

OOOOH, our first multi-post. That is quite a switch from preaching the noble attempt to emulate Christ (with all its hardships) to just being a dick.

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Sad but true

So why if you know that Christmas trees are pagan symbols taken on by Christianity do you complain so strongly about holiday trees?

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Atheists are Satan Worhippers

So an Atheist walks into a Christian facebook group and…. wait stop me if you’ve heard this one. I thought the thing about being an Atheist was that you didn’t worship anything?

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DNA

Ok, WHAT? I have no idea where this comes from, Mayan calendar craziness combined with Jesus freakdom?

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WWWJW?

What Watch Would Jesus Wear? He strikes me as an “anti-bling” kinda guy, but more than that, I’d think he wouldn’t want a symbol of his torture device on a time piece.

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God’s Best

I’m glad that the Lord works through facebook these days… at least He’s staying with the times… thinking that you are under some sort of attack by Satan seems downright medieval to me. Then again “not wanting to settle for anything less than God’s best” is at best a sign of massive narcissism at worst, chronic schizophrenia. Also, pray for me to get a new car? Jesus Christ! Materialistic crazy.

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Model Minister

Wow, I’m glad that some people don’t need to be told that it’s not all about them… but I guess it’s good that models have missions other than self-interested attention-whores.

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Lord, Take Me Now

I really cannot stress enough how much I agree with this set. Keeping supply-and-demand in mind, I’m sure that a rapture would radically reduce the cost of gas.

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Rapture-bate?

Is pre-rapture like pre-cum? Maybe that’s what got Mary pregnant…. Also, this is really really weird.

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Hitler

Ok, new rule. If you mention Hitler in any argument, compare someone or group to “Nazis” or any other Holocaust-WWII-3rd-Reich hyperbole, everyone around gets to scream “Godwin’s Law, Godwin’s Law” and you have to shut up and admit idiocy.

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