Posts Tagged ‘Judgement Day’

Rapture-bate?

Rapture-bate?

Is pre-rapture like pre-cum? Maybe that’s what got Mary pregnant…. Also, this is really really weird.

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Asleep

Asleep

Wait… what? Are you saying you know how to discern the signs of the times from the sky? We’re not asleep for not being able to do this, we’re just not tripping as regularly… or is this some weird Communism reference?

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